Denis Baldwin's definitions

cornrows

A hairstyle, worn prominently by young black males, that braids the hair to the scalp in a series of rows, looking like a farmer's field in symmetry. Made popular by many basketball players and actors.

They wrapped my cornrows so tight I have a headache.

by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003

carbomb

A shot of irish whiskey is poured into a glass of Guinness and and the drink is slammed quickly. Most people think it tastes like chocolate milk and goes down really fast.

After two dozen shots of jager, a pint of The Captain and a shot of Grey Goose, all I needed was a carbomb to set me straight.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Orange County Choppers

A custom motorcycle shop in Orange County, California that makes bikes for celebrities and the otherwise overtly rich. Led by a father and his sons, they have taken their shop on the small screen for the "OCC" television show.

I was cruising through Malibu when I saw Shaq on one of his custom Orange County Choppers

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

michigan left

On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.

I was on Rochester Road in Troy and had to make a Michigan Left to get back on big beaver.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

monster garage

A television show on the Discover Channel that is hosted by Jesse James. They do crazy custom conversions of cars, bikes, boats and other cool stuff.

Did you see the turbo boat they made into a car on Monster Garage?

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

big beaver

Big Beaver is the actual name of a road (sometimes called "16 Mile") in Detroit, Michigan. The ironic part is that along I-75, the road is Exit 69.

Dude, you're gonna miss the exit onto Big Beaver! How can you forget it's number 69?

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

Azuration

A state of being that embodies the aggrevation of not getting what you want, the zealous nature of your lust, the unconditional love you know is possible, the repetitive beating of your head against the glass and the euphoric feeling that rushes to the head with you realize you might finally get what you've always wanted.

Aggrevation
Zealoty
Unconditonal Live
Repetitive beating of the head
Eurphoria

I've been in a state of Azuration since the moment I met her.

by Denis Baldwin February 11, 2004