Denis Baldwin's definitions

kopyboi

Any guy who has a Bachelors Degree (or greater) but is still working at Kinkos for $10/hour.

They like to work the night shift and date crazy bitches.

My roommate Andy is a Kopyboi.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Catholic Schoolgirl

A girl in uniform, usually with a short skirt, easily seen panties, pigtails and a button up top.

They are so fucking hot I could burst.

That Catholic Schoolgirl needs to get closer to God. Perhaps my dick will be her diety of choice today.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Ren Cen

Short for the "Renassaince Center", this is one of the tallest buildings in Detroit and home to the General Motors headquarters.

I was going for my interview in the Ren Cen.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

blowout

The expelsion of tissue from the back of a piercing if you are gauging too quickly. The tissue will "blow out" the back of the hole and heal in a lump, causing uneven stretching, tearing or other problems.

While pushing the taper too hard, I managed to blowout my right earlobe.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

nooner

Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".

I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

rockabilly

A music fusing country, rock and bluegrass into a style full of energy and cynicism. Think "Reverend Horton Heat".

Horton Heat rocked that rockabilly show last night.

by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003

Azuration

A state of being that embodies the aggrevation of not getting what you want, the zealous nature of your lust, the unconditional love you know is possible, the repetitive beating of your head against the glass and the euphoric feeling that rushes to the head with you realize you might finally get what you've always wanted.

Aggrevation
Zealoty
Unconditonal Live
Repetitive beating of the head
Eurphoria

I've been in a state of Azuration since the moment I met her.

by Denis Baldwin February 11, 2004