Definitions by Denis Baldwin

kopyboi 

Any guy who has a Bachelors Degree (or greater) but is still working at Kinkos for $10/hour.

They like to work the night shift and date crazy bitches.

My roommate Andy is a Kopyboi.

kopyboi by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Absolut 

A brand of vodka made popular with a witty marketing campaign.

Six shots of Absolut and I fell off my barstool.

Absolut by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

shots 

A series of alcholic beverages served in succession. They are usually served in shot glasses, but often in full size glasses.

All it took was some shots and I was out like a light.

shots by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

cokeheads 

A group of cocaine users.

They are usually found huddled around a coffee table with a top made of glass cutting lines or dbsls with razor blades, credits cards or driver's licenses.

I could tell from the sniffling when I walked in the door that this party had already started for the cokeheads.

cokeheads by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

ljsluts

Any girl who has a livejournal. Though the term "slut" might not imply in the traditional sense of being easy or giving up the ass, it's more often than not dead nuts on.

I went to a bar the other day where I heard some chicks screaming, "Hey, you're denisbaldwin."

Man, do I love ljsluts.

ljsluts by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

razor blades 

A favorite tool of cutters and cokeheads, razor blades are often used to cut drugs into powder or to slice one's flesh when cutting.

Pass me the razor blades, man. My nose needs a treat!

razor blades by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

serviced 

The act of giving special attention to someone's cock.

Bitch, I didn't want you to just jerk it. My dick needs serviced!

serviced by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004