Demosthenes's definitions

God of Maple Syrup

Ryan Wertenberger

Man, that Ryan kid...he's the God of Maple Syrup

by Demosthenes April 18, 2004

rbm

acronym for raped by men

status given to a person who has been and/or is often raped by men

They rape Tim because he's RBM. And he's RBM because they rape him.

by Demosthenes October 4, 2004

fangoriously

There is no definition for 'fangoriously' in any known work save the prestigious literary achievement of Strong Bad, "Everyone is different". This phenomenon is called hapax legomenon, when a word only appears once-ever. We can deduce from context, however, that fangoriously has something to do with the manner in which gelatinous monsters digest their food.

"Some people are being fangoriously eaten by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested."

by demosthenes September 13, 2003

enlightenment

1.a philosophical movement is 18th century Europe. Its most famous writer was the political theorist John Locke, whos writings influenced Jefferson and Franklin in their Revolutionary ideas. The enlightenemnt stressed that human beings should rely on God's gift to them, logic, and that theur world was very mechanical. Goes well with deism.
2. an epiphany

man 1"Oh my god! It just hit me"
man 2 "What"
man 1"i forgot to flush that toilet back in that memphis hotel"

by Demosthenes May 13, 2005