An ex-boyfriend of mine who dressed really well and was really attractive but couldn't get past how hot he was, and eventually drove everyone insane when he acted like an arrogant jackass. He would wear plaid every now and then.
Plaidy-dugan: "You like me even though I'm a dick to you."
Plaidy-dugan: "You know you want me..."
Me: "Eh, whatever, I do."
Gold-Chainy-Dugan: I wear gold chains because it makes me look ghetto.
Me: You're British, Gold-Chainy-Dugan. Give it up.
Axie Dugan (in letter form): I think our three-day relationship isn't going too good.
Me: AACCKKK! Your axe is choking me through this letter, Axie Dugan!
See also Axie-Dugan
, and Gold-Chainey-Dugan
An ex-boyfriend of mine who was British, but greasy, weird and annoying. Everyone liked him solely because he was British. I too was a fool and acted like a gullible idiot and went out with him for three days.
Me: Everyone liked Everyone-Liked-Him-Because-He-Was-Britishy-Dugan because he was British.