wulan

When Chinese people cannot pronounce "woolen", they were so irritated by it, that they made it a word of their own. Now wulan means "to mispronounce".
This can be used as a noun or a verb.

VERB: That Indian dude is SO wulaning.
NOUN: You mean "woolen". LOL, you're such a wulan!

by Dee(; May 24, 2012