2 definitions by Death Megatron 3000

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A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. A Tapasya is a cold blooded bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.

A Tapasya usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Tapasya.

A Tapasya can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Tapasya can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.

I digress explaining a Tapasya any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A Tapasya.
Human Being 1: (talking to friend) ... so you cannot know where exactly an electron is in an atom as - WHOA! That... that guy over there... (pointing weakly at a Tapasya) he... he is just so...

Human Being 2: Oh my god... (panting) he... he is such... such a bad ass mutha... I think... I just... turned gay, oh (faints)

Human Being 1: (panting) are you okay... I... he is... he is just such a bad ass... I...I can't even... even remain conscious... (faints)
by Death Megatron 3000 April 16, 2013
The majority of people are able to experience humour, i.e., to be amused, to laugh or smile at something funny, and thus they are considered to have a sense of humour. The hypothetical person lacking a sense of humour would likely find the behaviour induced by humour to be inexplicable, strange, or even irrational. Though ultimately decided by personal taste, the extent to which a person will find something humourous depends upon a host of variables, including geographical location, culture, maturity, level of education, intelligence and context.
For example, young children's sense of humour may favour slapstick, such as Punch and Judy puppet shows or cartoons such as Tom and Jerry.
by Death Megatron 3000 April 16, 2013

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