30 definitions by Deakythediscobean
most ryans r cool n shit but there is one who needs to go to a hairdresser. he looks like a fuckin mushroom. he is small and i feel bad for any other ryans on this planet cos they hav to share a name with him.
by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
the clog cult is lead by brian clogger. his clog factory sold 1000 clogs in 2 minutes, using the help of his slaves john taylor, roger deacon and freddie may. deakythediscobean, wolfyowlyyy and queen.under.pressure joined the clog cult were they performed ancient rituals such as the jazzy gnomes. the clog cult started jamming with andy and they got superhuman powers and then they met rogerina, the goddess of money. rogerina gave brian the majestic glowing clogs, and in that moment the sun caught the clogs and they started glowing majestically. belisha, the god of clogs called brian. david taylor heard this from his hometown in jamacia where he released another one bites the clog. the clog cult was angry with him but forgave him. the clog cult met adam lampost. during their 24846739846743849th time in the clog cult they got hit in the face by a flying giraffe that was burning through the sky at 200 degrees. the burns were so bad not even melina (the goddess of healing) could help. wolfyowlyyy started a band called ac/dc and shortly after deakythediscobean and queen.under.pressure joined. they released top ten hits such as "starman" which is a thrash metal song consisting of queen.under.pressures classic guitar, deakythediscobeans bass and wolfyowlyyys insanely low voice. the lyrics are about the journey that happened.
the clog cult
by Deakythediscobean November 10, 2019
emma: MARII WTF ARE YOU MAKING
marii: piss sandwitches. reminds me of when you kept PISSING ON THE FLOOR
marii: piss sandwitches. reminds me of when you kept PISSING ON THE FLOOR
by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
*R/IDEEP IN THE GOBLIN CITY WERE 2 VEGGIES, MARII AND EMMA. THEY PRAYED TO BRISUS AND THE MAJESTIC OOF OAK TREE. THEIR PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED BY BRISUS AND LEGEND HAS IT THE OOF OAK IS STILL THERE.
broski- T-THATS THE ALMIGHTY OOF OAK-
by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
BRO WHAT THE HEAK ARE YOU DOING. DAVID STOP HUGGING MARII OR ELSE. I WILL STEAL UR GRILLED CHEESE AGAIN!
what the heak is this definition.
by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019