Deadmojo's definitions

quora

In contrast to what other people say, Quora is a great website for great intellectual discussions that help foster a great diverse range of ideas. Whether it be conservative, liberal, anarchist, capitalist or marxist it allows almost all types of discussions of all kinds of ideas. It is a better alternative to Yahoo Answers.

Dude I need to ask some questions but i don't want to use yahoo answers
Go and use Quora and you can find some engaging discussions that can help improve your mind.

by Deadmojo January 10, 2018

Fortnite

The World of Warcraft of the 2010s. Just like WoW, it has become a smashing success right upon release with a mass following and a polarizing reception from the general public which includes parents, moral guardians, non-gamers, and other types of detractors.

Bob: What is Fortnite?
Jerry: A game that is basically WoW 2.0

by Deadmojo December 2, 2018

Charles Peralo

A youtuber and tiktok influencer who is famous for doing short videos on celebrity gossip and doing random polls about politics, lifestyles, and culture. He appears informative discussing any random news or facts about a celebrity.

But in reality, he is basically a youtube version of TMZ or any tabloid media organization that relies on (a bit non-toxic) celebrity gossip to gain views. He shows some forms of narcissism and pretentiousness.

Charles Peralo is famous for doing youtube shorts on celebrity news or random facts.
But in reality, he is a youtube version of any tabloid show or magazine. Though he uses facts rather than rumors or false information

by Deadmojo July 12, 2023

Incestor

When someone travels back in time and accidentally fucks his/her ancestor.

"A guy named Marty McShuffle travels to colonial america and sleeps with a prostitute.
Marty: Man, who could ever knew that colonial women were so easy get laid with.
Prostitute: Marty, do you want to know my name?
Marty: Sure
Prostitute: My name is Jane McShuffle.
Marty: OMG! I just fucked my great-great-great grandma! I am now an incestor!

by Deadmojo February 8, 2019

Kevin Spacey

The act of a man sexually assaulting other men while in a work place or a bar and declaring that your gay as a cover up for your misbehavior.

Peter: Man, did you see that guy who would dry hump us at the office every day?
Nate: Yeah, what news about him?
Peter: He pulled out a Kevin Spacey.
Nate: So?
Peter: He's gay!
Nate: So what? He's still a pervert!

by Deadmojo January 13, 2018

Manspreading

A natural position in which a man is spreading his legs apart so that he doesn't damage his reproductive organs. Unfortunately some snowflake feminists are a making a big deal about this that somehow this causes oppression while women can cover the whole seat of a subway train with her bags and purses and creating more burdens for other people.

A man sits in a subway seat
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.

by Deadmojo January 20, 2019

Reddit

A mindless cesspool of people doing circlejerk memes and topics like r/politics or r/atheism and many people make rather unfunny memes or jokes that are only funny if you have a low IQ. The community is toxic and there has been rising tensions for the political subreddits and honestly it is not an intellectual safe haven, it is like a neutered 4chan and will drive you crazy over the stupidity of reddit users and their stupid threads.

Reddit user 1: Haha Donald Trump is a wacko!
Reddit user 2: Nuh uh, crooked hillary is!
Reddit user 3: religion is for dumb dumbs
Reddit user 4: atheist are pretentious cunts

by Deadmojo July 13, 2018