Deadmojo's definitions

Fortnite

The World of Warcraft of the 2010s. Just like WoW, it has become a smashing success right upon release with a mass following and a polarizing reception from the general public which includes parents, moral guardians, non-gamers, and other types of detractors.

Bob: What is Fortnite?
Jerry: A game that is basically WoW 2.0

by Deadmojo December 2, 2018

Metal Music

A once glorious musical genre that has fallen to crass commercialism and catering to teenage edgelords. It used to be great with the Scandinavian bands doing a great job in contrast to the crude and unoriginal American bands that often just use garbled screaming and desperately tries to appeal to young neo-anarchist crowds while the nordic bands do a better job at making impressive metal that doesn't revolve around mindless screaming.

American Metal Music: AAAAAAGHGHHGHGHHGHGHHG YEEEEEEHHGHGEHJGHEHGGJKGHJKG I AM A KILLER ROBOOOOTT!!!
Nordic Metal: I AM A DESTORYER OF WORLDS AND EVIL INCARNATE

by Deadmojo August 30, 2018

Anti-Establishment

A pretty funny term to use by "rebellious" people who think they're martyrs who stand against the so-called establishment (i.e. successful people. people with common sense, people who are good at things) such as the establishment for successful corporations, people who advocate for chastity and safe-sex, people who are open minded and are just following the norms of society. Then there is the "rebellious" youth who think that there's everything wrong with society because mainstream society doesn't agree with their bullshit views. They embrace rock n roll and che guevara shirts, and they embrace sexual promiscuity and disrespecting elders. The funny thing is that these fools actually do this stuff because they want to be the establishment who want to force their way of things to others. Eventually the "rebellious" youth grew older and soon they find the next generation of youth to be rebellious to the values they had when they were young. There is no true "Anti-Establishment", everyone wants to be the establishment. To quote a famous song "Everyone wants to rule the world"

Rock and Roll Larry: Dude, I hate how society is too comforting and prudish, we should rebel and embrace our rock and roll!
Normal Dave: No thanks, I don't want to conform to your anti-establishment bullcrap that is creating more problems than solving things, also you want to THE establishment yourself. You just want to force your things into other people's throats that do not fit your shitty worldview.
Rock and Roll Larry: Shut up man! If you don't want to join us, then you're not cool.
Normal Dave: You've just proved my point by being hostile to my differing views and threatening to ostracize me for not jumping in your bandwagon. I'll never be part of your establishment!

by Deadmojo September 24, 2018

quora

In contrast to what other people say, Quora is a great website for great intellectual discussions that help foster a great diverse range of ideas. Whether it be conservative, liberal, anarchist, capitalist or marxist it allows almost all types of discussions of all kinds of ideas. It is a better alternative to Yahoo Answers.

Dude I need to ask some questions but i don't want to use yahoo answers
Go and use Quora and you can find some engaging discussions that can help improve your mind.

by Deadmojo January 10, 2018

Reddit

A mindless cesspool of people doing circlejerk memes and topics like r/politics or r/atheism and many people make rather unfunny memes or jokes that are only funny if you have a low IQ. The community is toxic and there has been rising tensions for the political subreddits and honestly it is not an intellectual safe haven, it is like a neutered 4chan and will drive you crazy over the stupidity of reddit users and their stupid threads.

Reddit user 1: Haha Donald Trump is a wacko!
Reddit user 2: Nuh uh, crooked hillary is!
Reddit user 3: religion is for dumb dumbs
Reddit user 4: atheist are pretentious cunts

by Deadmojo July 13, 2018

Whisper

A dumb app that apparently lets people let out their deep secrets to the internet while anonymous. It really isn't that useful as apparently it is used by people who are rather disturbing or had disturbing experiences that normally these people wouldn't share with their friends, family, or anything in public that can get you identified. It is used more for circlejerking to folks who have a ultra dramatic life or conforms to a teenagers fantasy nightmare. Overall it is a crap site that serves no purpose.

Whisper User: Oh i am gonna type on whisper that I was once molested by my uncle when i was five and that normally i wouldn't share this to anyone i know but i will post this on whisper!

by Deadmojo July 26, 2018

Kevin Spacey

The act of a man sexually assaulting other men while in a work place or a bar and declaring that your gay as a cover up for your misbehavior.

Peter: Man, did you see that guy who would dry hump us at the office every day?
Nate: Yeah, what news about him?
Peter: He pulled out a Kevin Spacey.
Nate: So?
Peter: He's gay!
Nate: So what? He's still a pervert!

by Deadmojo January 13, 2018