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A dumb app that apparently lets people let out their deep secrets to the internet while anonymous. It really isn't that useful as apparently it is used by people who are rather disturbing or had disturbing experiences that normally these people wouldn't share with their friends, family, or anything in public that can get you identified. It is used more for circlejerking to folks who have a ultra dramatic life or conforms to a teenagers fantasy nightmare. Overall it is a crap site that serves no purpose.
Whisper User: Oh i am gonna type on whisper that I was once molested by my uncle when i was five and that normally i wouldn't share this to anyone i know but i will post this on whisper!
by Deadmojo July 26, 2018
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A man sits in a subway seat
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.
by Deadmojo January 20, 2019
Get the Manspreading mug."A guy named Marty McShuffle travels to colonial america and sleeps with a prostitute.
Marty: Man, who could ever knew that colonial women were so easy get laid with.
Prostitute: Marty, do you want to know my name?
Marty: Sure
Prostitute: My name is Jane McShuffle.
Marty: OMG! I just fucked my great-great-great grandma! I am now an incestor!
Marty: Man, who could ever knew that colonial women were so easy get laid with.
Prostitute: Marty, do you want to know my name?
Marty: Sure
Prostitute: My name is Jane McShuffle.
Marty: OMG! I just fucked my great-great-great grandma! I am now an incestor!
by Deadmojo February 8, 2019
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American Metal Music: AAAAAAGHGHHGHGHHGHGHHG YEEEEEEHHGHGEHJGHEHGGJKGHJKG I AM A KILLER ROBOOOOTT!!!
Nordic Metal: I AM A DESTORYER OF WORLDS AND EVIL INCARNATE
Nordic Metal: I AM A DESTORYER OF WORLDS AND EVIL INCARNATE
by Deadmojo August 30, 2018
Get the Metal Music mug.A genre of (primarily) novels, movies, and tv shows that often focuses on the perspective of a young teen protagonist who is a goody two-shoes mary sue messianic type of character who lives in a dystopian setting and for some reason he/she is the leader of a rebellion against a totalitarian government or uncovers a government conspiracy and seeks out to liberate the people of his/her dystopian nation. Often this is a cheap way of writing a story because the intended audience are tween age kids, teenagers, and even college students because people of these age groups are easily impressed with narrow story telling and narratives that play with their sense of grandiosity.
It becomes worse with another form of Young Adult Fiction that focuses on romantic angst and (even worse) romantic angst with fantasy monsters like vampires, zombies (ehhh necrophilia!), and werewolves (that's for furries). Many of these romantic YA novels tend to focus on bland and 1 dimensional characters with extremely bizarre scenarios of drama or teen angst that are supposedly "relatable" but are really far fetched from being relatable to a irl person. Once again tween and teenage female readers tend to read this stuff because it somehow relates to their trivial problems when in reality they don't at all.
It becomes worse with another form of Young Adult Fiction that focuses on romantic angst and (even worse) romantic angst with fantasy monsters like vampires, zombies (ehhh necrophilia!), and werewolves (that's for furries). Many of these romantic YA novels tend to focus on bland and 1 dimensional characters with extremely bizarre scenarios of drama or teen angst that are supposedly "relatable" but are really far fetched from being relatable to a irl person. Once again tween and teenage female readers tend to read this stuff because it somehow relates to their trivial problems when in reality they don't at all.
Examples of Young Adult Fiction in the science fiction dystopian setting:
The Hunger Games, Divergent, Ender's Game, Maze Runner.
Examples of Young Adult Fiction with romantic drama or romantic drama with halloween monsters:
Twilight, Paper Towns, Fault of Our Stars, Warm Bodies, A Hunger Like No Other, and lastly, Fifty Shades of Gray.
The Hunger Games, Divergent, Ender's Game, Maze Runner.
Examples of Young Adult Fiction with romantic drama or romantic drama with halloween monsters:
Twilight, Paper Towns, Fault of Our Stars, Warm Bodies, A Hunger Like No Other, and lastly, Fifty Shades of Gray.
by Deadmojo September 2, 2018
Get the Young Adult Fiction mug.A pretty funny term to use by "rebellious" people who think they're martyrs who stand against the so-called establishment (i.e. successful people. people with common sense, people who are good at things) such as the establishment for successful corporations, people who advocate for chastity and safe-sex, people who are open minded and are just following the norms of society. Then there is the "rebellious" youth who think that there's everything wrong with society because mainstream society doesn't agree with their bullshit views. They embrace rock n roll and che guevara shirts, and they embrace sexual promiscuity and disrespecting elders. The funny thing is that these fools actually do this stuff because they want to be the establishment who want to force their way of things to others. Eventually the "rebellious" youth grew older and soon they find the next generation of youth to be rebellious to the values they had when they were young. There is no true "Anti-Establishment", everyone wants to be the establishment. To quote a famous song "Everyone wants to rule the world"
Rock and Roll Larry: Dude, I hate how society is too comforting and prudish, we should rebel and embrace our rock and roll!
Normal Dave: No thanks, I don't want to conform to your anti-establishment bullcrap that is creating more problems than solving things, also you want to THE establishment yourself. You just want to force your things into other people's throats that do not fit your shitty worldview.
Rock and Roll Larry: Shut up man! If you don't want to join us, then you're not cool.
Normal Dave: You've just proved my point by being hostile to my differing views and threatening to ostracize me for not jumping in your bandwagon. I'll never be part of your establishment!
Normal Dave: No thanks, I don't want to conform to your anti-establishment bullcrap that is creating more problems than solving things, also you want to THE establishment yourself. You just want to force your things into other people's throats that do not fit your shitty worldview.
Rock and Roll Larry: Shut up man! If you don't want to join us, then you're not cool.
Normal Dave: You've just proved my point by being hostile to my differing views and threatening to ostracize me for not jumping in your bandwagon. I'll never be part of your establishment!
by Deadmojo September 24, 2018
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But in reality, he is basically a youtube version of TMZ or any tabloid media organization that relies on (a bit non-toxic) celebrity gossip to gain views. He shows some forms of narcissism and pretentiousness.
But in reality, he is basically a youtube version of TMZ or any tabloid media organization that relies on (a bit non-toxic) celebrity gossip to gain views. He shows some forms of narcissism and pretentiousness.
Charles Peralo is famous for doing youtube shorts on celebrity news or random facts.
But in reality, he is a youtube version of any tabloid show or magazine. Though he uses facts rather than rumors or false information
But in reality, he is a youtube version of any tabloid show or magazine. Though he uses facts rather than rumors or false information
by Deadmojo July 12, 2023
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