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The disease that comes over males when they dont grow a pair testicles to flirt with the one woman they like. The male vagina(*see below) quickly gets infected and the disease quickly spreads to the brain giving the mind assets of a "Vagina Decliner."

(*)The male vagina forms when the male who once was thought of to have balls but now is known that he doesnt. Most occurances are diagnosed when a male wont talk to the girl on the heater.

This disease cannot be infected into shemales.
But can be caught by people who are incredibly close to the line of homosexuality.
Lynn: Natalie is on the heater Zach. Go sit by her.
Zach: im trying to pay attention in class douche.
David: come on you pussy go by her.
Zach:No ass hole.
Brett: Man, you must have been infected the Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease"
by David the Native February 13, 2008
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A kid in chemistry, who has the mind set of a emo kid/prep/douchbagery. The body of what looks like a 5 year old jock. and the mouth of a gangsta gettin capped, a chicken getting ass raped, and marlon brando. Usually the kid who ends up getting diagnosed with Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease.

This kid thinks he is a black gangsta by mistakenly wearing emo clothes mized with hollister. The mouth keeps it all black though as Bitch, and PISS! come out of his mouth every five seconds after getting a chemistry equationg wrong.

The sad part is the chemistry equation was actually a "hole". The wrong hole.

Dont worry, usually the Hutchbad hasnt even found this hole, although he looks nfrequently on himself, not knowing its on the opposite sex.

Hutchbag's are the prodigies to the Hutch Rocket.

David: Zach, you love cock.
Zach: Shut up Dick Lick.
David: Good come back, HUTCHBAG!
by David the Native February 15, 2008
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A kid in chemistry, who has the mind set of a emo kid/prep/douchbagery. The body of what looks like a 5 year old. and the mouth of a gangsta gettin capped, a chicken getting ass raped, and marlon brando. Usually the kid who ends up getting diagnosed with Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease.
David: Zach, you love dick.
Zach: Shut up Dick Lick.
David: Good come back, HUTCHBAG!
by David the Native February 14, 2008
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A kid in chemistry, who has the mind set of a emo kid/prep/douchbagery. The body of what looks like a 5 year old jock. and the mouth of a gangsta gettin capped, a chicken getting ass raped, and marlon brando. Usually the kid who ends up getting diagnosed with Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease.

This kid thinks he is a black gangsta by mistakenly wearing emo clothes mized with hollister. The mouth keeps it all black though as Bitch, and PISS! come out of his mouth every five seconds after getting a chemistry equation wrong.

The sad part is the chemistry equation was actually a "hole". The wrong hole.

Dont worry, usually the Hutchbag hasnt even found this hole, although he looks frequently on himself, not knowing its on the opposite sex.

Hutchbag's are the prodigies to the Hutch Rocket.
David: Zach, you love cock.
Zach: Shut up Dick Lick.
David: Good come back, HUTCH BAG!
by David the Native February 15, 2008
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The girl who sits at the chemistry table in front of you, whom everyone thought was a babe at one point until she turned in to a (2)Kraken.

OR

The monster that is in the pants of a (2)Kraken.
Lynn : Alisyn is such a babe.
David: not anymore, look at the monster.
Hutch: Watch out it's CRACKASYN!!!

**Explosions and screaming in back ground**
by David the Native February 12, 2008
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The girl who sits at the chemistry table in front of you, whom everyone thought was a babe at one point until she turned in to a (2)Kraken.

OR

The monster that is in the pants of a (2)Kraken.
Lynn : Alisyn is such a babe.
David: not anymore, look at the moster.
Hutch: Watch out it's CRACKASYN!!!

**Explosions and screaming in back ground**
by David the Native February 12, 2008
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