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2 definitions by David Stuart

Any object which you cannot remember the name of at that moment.
I'll go get some paper from the delectoiser.
I need to talk to her, wait a minute i'll get the delectoiser.
Stu: Whats that thing that you use to dry a car?
Mr L: Oh that, its a delectoiser?
by David Stuart October 09, 2007
To walk uneven
To make fun of somebody with a sore leg
Hey hob along how's the leg today?
by David Stuart October 16, 2007