David Ratcliffe's definitions

cheesoid

A robot invented by a Chef who had lost his sense of smell in an episode of "That Mitchell And Webb Look". Could only identify cheese and "petril".

"Cheesoid kill self! Cheesoid kill self with petril! Why petril not burn?"
"No Cheesoid, that's not petrol!"
"Petril?"
"PetROL! That's cheese!"
"Not petril?"
"No!"
"Hate self! Why Cheesoid exist? Cheesoid so lonely..."

by David Ratcliffe March 8, 2008