2 definitions by David Beatty
Dirty Calvin Pirate-A sex act carried out by persons with a naval fetish, whereby the participants stands naked in a room watching the BBC programme Sailor, wearing a pirate hat and eye patch, and using an Action Man naval figure to stimulate his/her rectum whilst loudly saying pirate phrases such as “Yaaah, for shame”, “Me blowhole be looser than a whales bottom” and “Heave ho, prepare to take me broadside”
“I came home and he was doing the Dirty Calvin Pirate again. The dog won’t come back in from the garden and he keeps hiding my jewellery in boxes under the lawn....”
by David Beatty May 21, 2019
Dirty William-The act of paying a man from Bodmin called Branok Jago Rowes to masterbate as you have anal sex with Filipino ships stewards whilst the theme from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory is played by meth induced buskers.
I”m never going out in Falmouth ever again. I got wrecked and ended up doing a Dirty William with Branok and those lads off a container ship. It were praaper ‘ansome but ‘ee has an arse like a Japanese flag today.
by David Beatty May 21, 2019