Dave-o's definitions

shock jock

Radio personality used to make the masses feel better about themselves.

"If this shock jock has a show than I must be a friggin genius!"

by Dave-O August 19, 2003

cyberathlete

Person with ability to masturbate for hours at a time while typing with one hand.

"The debate team are the school's best cyberathletes"

by Dave-O August 19, 2003