The state university in Ohio that wishes it could be more like it's older sibling Ohio University (1804).
Populated by rich assholes
who like to feel as if they are superior to everyone else. At Miami, you are what you wear.
A school also known for their successful athletic teams, which garner no student support.
"Friends don't let friends go to Miami."
"Today we salute you trendy Miami girl. In your pointed-toes stilettos, you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, your Vera Bradley bag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assured that your daddy bought them for you fair and square. And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that appraoches you, but we know that you're only doing them a favor by helping them understand that they are, in fact, gay. So here's to you trendy Miami girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely-tanned skin there sits a real person in the driver seat of that lexus SUV; and that real person... is a pale brunette."