17 definitions by Dave Buttox

Epf is a sound made when somone say's something to you that you think is a waste of breath....a reaction to a idiotic statement....
Jerry.."hey Buttox I havent drank or smoked or eatin meat since new year's"

Dave...."Epf.."
by Dave Buttox May 17, 2004
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when you have a bonner it is the act of tucking it under youre ass and spreading youre ass cheek's so the victim see's the brown eye and hard on so it look's like a demented oral treat thus the Bannana stiff..
She wasent in the mood so I showed her the bannana stiff and her sexual appetite was in full effect...
by Dave Buttox May 17, 2004
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When you take the top off a toilet and shit in it so and replace it so when the next victim flushe's instead of becoming clean it fill's up with shit..
This dude pissed my off so I gave him the ol' upper deck..
by Dave Buttox May 5, 2004
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It is a term that is a comparison to those old tv ads' which showed people blowing cig smoke thru a cheese cloth and the stain that is left on it look's like skid mark's in underwear..
My silk boxer's have smoker's breath on them
by Dave Buttox May 17, 2004
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A small bowl of weed packed by a person who is real stingy. which usually consiist's of a few speck's of trim and seed's and stem's...
I went to Salty Jason's house and all he did was give me a light beer and pack a chach bowl....
by Dave Buttox May 17, 2004
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A zipper is a slang name for a ounce of weed....
I cant pay my rent until I sell this zipper...
by Dave Buttox May 18, 2004
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The Phrase coined by the Infamous "Steve Burkemper"..who is most famous for his breakthou creation of one of the most used "Lot term's" know to date...kick down so i can get down ..Steve invented this term on New year's eve 2003 when his sidekick Dave was drooling over one of the two "Dreddy Diva's" know to frequent Greatful Dead type event's....
Dave--- Staring at the Diva.."Yo Steve i wanna hit that."....Steve--"Yo relax man that's a CHUNKY MONKEY......
by Dave Buttox February 8, 2005
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