1129 definitions by Dave
*Full Name : Albert Einstein. Albert Einstein was an intelligent man who theorized many scientific fields that we, to this day, are continuing to research. He is generally credited for developing the theory of relativity, and is perhaps the father of the nuclear age.
*A name used to relay something obvious toward one who seems to not have the common knowledge.
*A name used to relay something obvious toward one who seems to not have the common knowledge.
"Don't worry about your troubles with math, for mine are much more difficult than yours."
-Albert Einstein
"Hey Einstein that was a civilian! *slaps him upside the back of the head*"
-a soldier
-Albert Einstein
"Hey Einstein that was a civilian! *slaps him upside the back of the head*"
-a soldier
by Dave November 29, 2004
How a valleygirl would say, "oh my god", to start another one of her senseless conversations about shit.
"Oh, my, gawd. Becky, look at her butt. That is, like, so..."
-a valleygirl
"Oh, my, gawd, like, I just had my period and, like, I have the urge to be all pissed off for, like, no apparent reason!"
-a valleygirl
-a valleygirl
"Oh, my, gawd, like, I just had my period and, like, I have the urge to be all pissed off for, like, no apparent reason!"
-a valleygirl
by Dave March 30, 2004
were smoking the turkey
by Dave March 31, 2005
that kick in the bollocks was savage
by Dave June 29, 2004
by Dave February 1, 2004
A character from Inuyasha. A fox-demon so adorably cute that you just wanna punch him upside the cranium.
"I found out that my definition of Shippo was removed! YOU BASTARDS!! You people really hate freedom of speech these days. What? Do you not like me ripping into Wapanese people & emo-kids? First my definition of Michael Moore is removed, then Iraqi children, and now this one! You cocksuckers should just get over the fact that there ARE people sharper than you, and should be free to express their opinions! You people have no respect for people who work hard on things! These were what this nation was founded on, and now it's fuckwads like you who are trying to fuck society up with your little over-emotional bullshit, not to mention control EVERYTHING everyone says! Go fuck yourselves!"
-me ^_^
-me ^_^
by Dave October 19, 2004