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2 definitions by Darth Norris

 
1.
Chuck Norris-but a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Darth Vader pretended to die at the end of Star Wars but because he was really Chuck Norris in disguise he traveled to our planet without a space suit (or space ship) and made a bunch of cool kung fu movies but he didn't play Darth Vader in the last Star Wars movie because everyone knows that Darth Vader was lameass as hell...
by Darth Norris April 13, 2009
 
2.
The frustrating act of trapping your ear buds on the opposite side of your iPod when buckling your seat belt, creating a tangled mess when you try to exit your car, and thus giving your MP3 player a wedgie...
Aw man, I just ear budgied another iPod...
by Darth Norris December 07, 2009