1 definition by Dark Dan Brown
A person that has extremely fat fingers. The fingers look like dicks rather than fingers. The cause of this is unknown however speculation is that it is caused by an illness know as dickfingervitus. People with dick fingers should be encouraged to wear black gloves to give a slimming effect on the fingers.
Tommy your fingers are so fat ... looks like you have a case of the dick fingers.
John your fingers are as fat as my cock ... put on some gloves dick fingers
John your fingers are as fat as my cock ... put on some gloves dick fingers
by Dark Dan Brown October 14, 2009