A fucktard school, for the fucktarded, that solely exist to take the money from the fucktards who couldn't get into University of Phoenix.
Dude 1: Hey man, I'm going to University of Maryland University College!
Dude 2: You mean University of Maryland?
Dude 1: No.
Dude 2: Oh you're going to Maryland University?
Dude 1: No...
Dude 2: OH! Maryland College, that's where you're going.
Dude 1: No dude, University of Maryland University College. It's online!
Dude 2: Goodbye.
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