12 definitions by Daniel5tookenham
Kailas is a cool and mature young Indian boy. He is the master of balls which he rivals his brother in. At home, Kailas likes to run in the corner of his brother's room and make chicken noises. His brothers consider him very idiotic and irritating. Kailas loves making friends with teachers and they see him as a friendly, kind and selfless boy. When Kailas has a deck of cards in his hands they are no ways to control his winning streak, if you challenge Kailas to a game of Poker you have to prepare to die. Kailas has a great sense of humour which you will find him attractive for. Everyone is Kailas's friend and you should be thankful that you have a friend like Kailas. But when there is a pot of curry in front of him his true traits reveal themselves. He devours his curry honouring his Indian heritage by using two fingers with only the tip getting dirty. Kailas is just such a great guy
Tejas: My God Kailas stop being annoying
Rest of the world: Shut up Tejas Kailas is truly the best guy that ever lived
Tejas: mmmmmmm
Rest of the world: Shut up Tejas Kailas is truly the best guy that ever lived
Tejas: mmmmmmm
by Daniel5tookenham February 10, 2020
Matt by day, eboy by night. When the sun sets Matt transforms into his hidden persona XEEV. Dubbed by some Japan's GDP, he spends countless restless hours melting his eyes to provide a simple income for Japanese animators, such humble work people say. Xeev's hair is as dark as Midnight's shadow and eyes as brown as the crevices of an Canadian Oak tree. But when the sun arises, Xeev is transformed to average Matt, so subtle but so beautiful. When he sleeps, as he regularly does, rumours says harps can be heard softly echoing from his larynx resembling a nightingale's melody serenading between the descending damp maple leaves on the first of fall. Legend has it the power of e-boy xeev can only be broken by the reparation of Matt's broken heart, and this hero will be a king
Corey: Hey have you heard about *corey whispers* xeev
Ben: Xeev!
Corey: Shh not that loud, he might hear you. Xeev or you may call him Matt , Matt is the demon amongst us
Ben: Hear me, idiot, Corey we are in the middle of Lake eyre's saltflat the closest person is 200km away
*Dustcloud gathers on the horizon*
Ben: What the hell is that
*XEEV appears informant of Ben's eyes*
Xeev - Sunachiiiiiiii
*Ben's atoms disparate in the point zero of an atomic explosion*
Ben: Xeev!
Corey: Shh not that loud, he might hear you. Xeev or you may call him Matt , Matt is the demon amongst us
Ben: Hear me, idiot, Corey we are in the middle of Lake eyre's saltflat the closest person is 200km away
*Dustcloud gathers on the horizon*
Ben: What the hell is that
*XEEV appears informant of Ben's eyes*
Xeev - Sunachiiiiiiii
*Ben's atoms disparate in the point zero of an atomic explosion*
by Daniel5tookenham February 23, 2022
Thomas lines his desk with senpai girls figurines which also reflects how he lines his social life with the same women. Tom is referred to as the king, outlining his humble and kind personality. Tom is renowned across his lands for his deep knowledge in English, he is exceptional in the subject. But Tom is still in school, yet his power and senpai dolls, and there has be conversations of a public execution due to his tendency to never be at school. Tom's court is advised by Emmett and he is planning to make Xeev his queen.
Matt: Due to your crimes against schooling and friendships, Thomas ____ you have been given the order of execution by guillotine
Crowd - DEATH DEATH DEATH FOR Tom the King
Matt: OFF WITH HIS HEAD
*Josh drops the rope, the guillotine slices through his tender neck, his head drops into the hand woven basket
Crowd - DEATH DEATH DEATH FOR Tom the King
Matt: OFF WITH HIS HEAD
*Josh drops the rope, the guillotine slices through his tender neck, his head drops into the hand woven basket
by Daniel5tookenham February 25, 2022
Corey is a nice pleasant guy who likes his basketball. "Hot" is the word that everyone calls him, in fact, he's so hot that Greta Thunberg needs to have a chat with him because he's melting polar ice caps in the north. He looks for a woman who is energetic, strong, hot, smart and takes him as an individual. Every night Corey swipes right on tinder hoping to find the girl of his dream. He is a very distinct person who will commit suicide if a Nick is nearby, even though Nick has very big affections towards him. Corey is all-knowing and all-powerful he withholds the powers of 10,000 suns and galaxies, no one can withstand the power of Corey's wrath or anger. On the social hierarchy of the universe, Corey is flying through the roof of it with Tejas underneath him. Thanks for being such a great Corey. Every girl is calling Corey thicc x 5000 c's these days.
Nick: Why is it so hot, I'm melting
Tejas: Corey must be near
Nick: Wait! I thought Corey was in Istanbul
Tejas: Yeh but he's so hot that we can feel him from here
Nick: God Damn i gotta ride fast
Tejas: Corey must be near
Nick: Wait! I thought Corey was in Istanbul
Tejas: Yeh but he's so hot that we can feel him from here
Nick: God Damn i gotta ride fast
by Daniel5tookenham February 7, 2020
Jordan is a gamer e boy. He games all night and games all day, and he's really good at it. Jordan lives by the sword and the red bull can. Jordan is a friendly and humorous guy. Jordan likes to show of his gamer moves in the bed that's why he's called the EA payoff, meaning extra ass. Jordan is a tall fellow meaning he can reach places that no one else can (if u know what I mean). In conclusion Jordan is a Slay queen sipping red bull watching the basketball and Faze vs Liquid CSGO match at the same time
by Daniel5tookenham October 15, 2020