1 definition by Danger Brown
An unscrupulous curmudgeon who blasphemes by the very nature of his or her existence. Simply put, an unambiguous wanker, a incorrigible troglodyte, a downtrodden asshat.
Eric if you say POOT one more time I will puke. How ass-bandit-ish.
Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.
Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.
Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.
Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.
Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.
Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.
by Danger Brown October 11, 2006