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When you splooge on the top of a girls head and throw a handful of gold glitter at her so it sticks, then proceed to lead her around the house amid much pageantry.
Michelle kept complaining that I hadn’t introduced her to any of my friends, so last night I gave her the old royal wedding at the frat house.
by Danger, MD May 19, 2018
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