Dan the Wordman's definitions

walmarted

To censor a previously cool thing, such as censoring a movie to have no blood, into something meant for daily church-going grandmothers.

"Face down, ass up that's the way we like to play chess." What the hell, that was totally walmarted.

by Dan the Wordman October 26, 2006

coolify

To make cool or unlame.

If you weren't there to coolify that party, it would've been a total suckfest.

by Dan the Wordman October 27, 2006

lamify

To make lame or uncool.

Did they lamify the fire sauce at Taco Bell? I feel like it used to be hotter.

by Dan the Wordman October 27, 2006