Dan the Man's definitions

opium

A drug, which helps get you high. Mike likes to use it, and uses it several times per day.

Person 1: Where did my opium go?
Person 2: Mike stole it and now is smoking it!

by Dan the Man December 6, 2004

M-Smack

1.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M".
2.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M" and who abuses drugs (see smack, coke)

Yo man, Mike was all messed up on coke, so we called him M-Smack. Hehehe!

by Dan The Man April 9, 2004

Snarf

A snarf can be a guy or girl. It is someone who places their head in the toliet after a female has gone to the bathroom.

That chick didn't flush, so being the snarf that I am, I ran in there and shoved my head in the toliet.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

beast

Beast and schlitz are the two greatest beers in the world. Hell YES! I put all that shit in my cereal and eat it. WOOOO!

Milwaukee's Best Bitch! MMMM MMMM BITCH!

by Dan the man May 7, 2004

TVR

Company makes extremely fast assed cars but you can't buy then in the US because of crash standards

That TVR Cerbera Killed that Corvette Z06

by Dan the Man July 15, 2003

c.r.a.s.h

CRASH (Acronym for Community Resources Aganist Street Hoodlums)is an anti-gang unit within the Los Angeles Police Department started in the early 90s. News reports have revealed a widespread pattern of unjustified arrests, beatings, drug dealing, witness intimidation, illegal shootings, planting of evidence, frame-ups and perjury commited by the CRASH unit.

The C.R.A.S.H unit is accused of being totally corupt, but that is for you to decide.

by dan the man October 10, 2005

HOOBA-JOOBA

Another word for women's breasts

She's got the biggest hooba-joobas i've ever seen!

by Dan the man December 13, 2003