Dan the Man's definitions

ultranerd4

A group of four people, Dan, Bob, Pawel, and Mike who are wicked smart. Actually, Bob, Pawel, and Mike aren't that smart but Dan is. The rest are just nerds. Ya, GIVE DAN MONEY!

Person 1: Hey, look, its the ultranerd4!
Person 2: Ya, Bob, Pawel, and Mike are big nerds, so lets eat them alive!
Person 3: Ya, but lets Give Dan Money!

by Dan the Man December 11, 2004

water

What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.

Water is what the oceans are made of.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

Queef

A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.

'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.

by Dan the Man October 7, 2002

best effort

Not good enough. Ever. So just stop trying.

You'll never be good enough.

by Dan the Man June 9, 2004

crash

An anti-gang unit within the LAPD, see c.r.a.s.h

Oh crap get in the house quick, that guy is part of the crash unit.

by dan the man December 28, 2005

Bladed

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.

Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man

by Dan the Man January 22, 2005

romek

A useless un stoppable polish eating machine that regularly makes mistakes

Ohhh bollocks i really romeked that up!

by Dan The Man September 30, 2003