Dan the Man's definitions

Snarf

A snarf can be a guy or girl. It is someone who places their head in the toliet after a female has gone to the bathroom.

That chick didn't flush, so being the snarf that I am, I ran in there and shoved my head in the toliet.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

HOOBA-JOOBA

Another word for women's breasts

She's got the biggest hooba-joobas i've ever seen!

by Dan the man December 13, 2003

crash

An anti-gang unit within the LAPD, see c.r.a.s.h

Oh crap get in the house quick, that guy is part of the crash unit.

by dan the man December 28, 2005

Bladed

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.

Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man

by Dan the Man January 22, 2005

romek

A useless un stoppable polish eating machine that regularly makes mistakes

Ohhh bollocks i really romeked that up!

by Dan The Man September 30, 2003

water

What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.

Water is what the oceans are made of.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

opium

A drug, which helps get you high. Mike likes to use it, and uses it several times per day.

Person 1: Where did my opium go?
Person 2: Mike stole it and now is smoking it!

by Dan the Man December 6, 2004