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Queef

A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.
'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.
by Dan the Man October 7, 2002
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HOOBA-JOOBA

She's got the biggest hooba-joobas i've ever seen!
by Dan the man December 13, 2003
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sex change

1. When someone Surgically switchs their gender through complicated operations.

2. A skateboard trick where the skater does a normal kickflip as well as a 180 degree body varial all in one motion.
1. My lesbo sister is considering getting a sex change.

2. I did a Sex-change off my bro's kicker ramp.
by Dan the Man February 23, 2005
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beast

Beast and schlitz are the two greatest beers in the world. Hell YES! I put all that shit in my cereal and eat it. WOOOO!
by Dan the man May 7, 2004
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water

What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.
Water is what the oceans are made of.
by Dan the Man February 23, 2005
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crash

An anti-gang unit within the LAPD, see c.r.a.s.h
Oh crap get in the house quick, that guy is part of the crash unit.
by dan the man December 28, 2005
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Bladed

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.
Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man
by Dan the Man January 22, 2005
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