Dan the Man's definitions

Snarf

A snarf can be a guy or girl. It is someone who places their head in the toliet after a female has gone to the bathroom.

That chick didn't flush, so being the snarf that I am, I ran in there and shoved my head in the toliet.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

Bladed

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.

Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man

by Dan the Man January 22, 2005

crash

An anti-gang unit within the LAPD, see c.r.a.s.h

Oh crap get in the house quick, that guy is part of the crash unit.

by dan the man December 28, 2005

romek

A useless un stoppable polish eating machine that regularly makes mistakes

Ohhh bollocks i really romeked that up!

by Dan The Man September 30, 2003

best effort

Not good enough. Ever. So just stop trying.

You'll never be good enough.

by Dan the Man June 9, 2004

Queef

A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.

'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.

by Dan the Man October 7, 2002

sex change

1. When someone Surgically switchs their gender through complicated operations.

2. A skateboard trick where the skater does a normal kickflip as well as a 180 degree body varial all in one motion.

1. My lesbo sister is considering getting a sex change.

2. I did a Sex-change off my bro's kicker ramp.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005