Dan the Man's definitions

sex change

1. When someone Surgically switchs their gender through complicated operations.

2. A skateboard trick where the skater does a normal kickflip as well as a 180 degree body varial all in one motion.

1. My lesbo sister is considering getting a sex change.

2. I did a Sex-change off my bro's kicker ramp.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

M-Smack

1.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M".
2.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M" and who abuses drugs (see smack, coke)

Yo man, Mike was all messed up on coke, so we called him M-Smack. Hehehe!

by Dan The Man April 9, 2004

Snarf

A snarf can be a guy or girl. It is someone who places their head in the toliet after a female has gone to the bathroom.

That chick didn't flush, so being the snarf that I am, I ran in there and shoved my head in the toliet.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

beast

Beast and schlitz are the two greatest beers in the world. Hell YES! I put all that shit in my cereal and eat it. WOOOO!

Milwaukee's Best Bitch! MMMM MMMM BITCH!

by Dan the man May 7, 2004

Queef

A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.

'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.

by Dan the Man October 7, 2002

best effort

Not good enough. Ever. So just stop trying.

You'll never be good enough.

by Dan the Man June 9, 2004

water

What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.

Water is what the oceans are made of.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005