Dan the Man's definitions

c.r.a.s.h

CRASH (Acronym for Community Resources Aganist Street Hoodlums)is an anti-gang unit within the Los Angeles Police Department started in the early 90s. News reports have revealed a widespread pattern of unjustified arrests, beatings, drug dealing, witness intimidation, illegal shootings, planting of evidence, frame-ups and perjury commited by the CRASH unit.

The C.R.A.S.H unit is accused of being totally corupt, but that is for you to decide.

by dan the man October 10, 2005

water

What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.

Water is what the oceans are made of.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

sex change

1. When someone Surgically switchs their gender through complicated operations.

2. A skateboard trick where the skater does a normal kickflip as well as a 180 degree body varial all in one motion.

1. My lesbo sister is considering getting a sex change.

2. I did a Sex-change off my bro's kicker ramp.

by Dan the Man February 23, 2005

TVR

Company makes extremely fast assed cars but you can't buy then in the US because of crash standards

That TVR Cerbera Killed that Corvette Z06

by Dan the Man July 15, 2003

Queef

A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.

'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.

by Dan the Man October 7, 2002

best effort

Not good enough. Ever. So just stop trying.

You'll never be good enough.

by Dan the Man June 9, 2004

bee unit

a group of trendy hip hop exterminators.

My basement was taken over by yellow jackets, so we text messaged bee unit to help take care of it

by Dan the Man July 30, 2004