11 definitions by Damon K.

Old Saint Dick

When a family member ruins Christmas by fighting with everyone

My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.

by Damon K. September 28, 2021

The Eve After

Two people from work go to a special function, then have sex, and sleep over and then have to figure out what to do in the morning or just sneak out.

I had a great time last night with Mary after the company Christmas party. The eve after was the toughest. I slowly got out of bed and left before she saw me.

by Damon K. May 26, 2021

Contrapting

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.

by Damon K. May 23, 2022

Raccooned

To have sex in a dumpster while eating pizza out of a garbage bag

Last night, Dave left the bar hungry and met a chick behind a dumpster and they raccooned

by Damon K. April 17, 2020

Simpsons God

The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.

I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.

by Damon K. February 2, 2021

Woke and Boke

Past tense to wake and bake. Wake and bake is a term for waking up and smoking weed. Woke and boke is a past tense for having already woke up and smoked weed

Dang man, we really shouldn't have woke and boke this morning. I have a test at 9am.

by Damon K. June 2, 2021

Raker

A person whom uses their teeth too much during a blow job

Last summer Lisa gave me The Raker and my dick hurt for 2 weeks. Whatever you do, don't let her try and suck your dick or she will give you The Raker too.

by Damon K. March 16, 2023