1 definition by DammitDoty

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A Doty (dough-tee) is a person beyond the usual expectations of a great man. A Doty is always there for you and always wanting to help. But, if you betray the Doty, he will destroy your soul, kill your parents, and eat your babies. Also, he is a great sniper and will kill you from all the way across the map without a trace. In other words, if you anger a Doty, you will not survive.
Chris: God dammit Doty, what the fuck?!
Aaron: You know, I'm Doty.
by DammitDoty June 27, 2010

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