1 definition by Dago Power
A gangster wannabe that talks about being gangster when all he does is sit on steps and talk about being gangster to other wannabe gangsters
-Yo so this dude was disrespecting me, I would have stabbed him but i don't need heat from the 5-0
-Dude you've been sitting on the porch for the past week you porch monkey
-Dude you've been sitting on the porch for the past week you porch monkey
by Dago Power September 9, 2010