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The ugliest person on the fucking planet, takes shits in his sleep, and masturbates during class. He sucks up to his mom because he's scared that his dad is going to anally rape, and cum on his ear. Tariq usually buys shawarma at lunch to drown in calories and forget about his terrible life. Tariq likes cock and swallowing it whole, with his buddy Weesam. Tariq eats chili to hot box his room in fart, and hopefully die by breathing in too much methane. Fuck you Tariq. Fuck you.
Hey momo, what are you doing?
"nothing about to go eat shawarma with Tariq and Wesam"
LMFAOOOOOOOOO HAVE FUN BRO.
by DaddyDuckFucker December 13, 2012