1 definition by Da Gr8 Gazoo
Fretard:(noun) The female who looks for a "Knight in Shining Armor" but only finds a "Retard in Aluminum foil".
Person1: Jane Doe is such a Fretard; she keeps on getting on the short yellow bus looking for love without a helmet.
Person2: You're so right! She needs to get off of that short yellow bus or put on a helmet (so that she can fit in).
Person2: You're so right! She needs to get off of that short yellow bus or put on a helmet (so that she can fit in).
by Da Gr8 Gazoo February 26, 2011