3 definitions by Da Gaz

Income Support

Money given to people without work that DO posess a house. This therefore means tramps are NOT on income support. It is meant to be spent on food and clothing, but an ACTUAL SIENTIFIC STUDY shows that 73% of people on income support buy cigerettes. (No offence if you don't!)
NB) NO offence was meant with this definition.

Income Support Guy: 10 Malbero's, please.
Cashier: That will be £2.71 then sir.
Income Support Guy: Erm, *fiddles around in pocket* just take it outa ma book! *Produces income support book*

by Da Gaz December 27, 2005

THE queens English

Language spoken by the queen, noted as the perfect way to speak english. That's if you can understand it!
Also uses 'we' instead of 'I'.

Would 1 like to come to tea?
We are a grand-mother! (Margret Thatcher)

by Da Gaz December 27, 2005

Flabergushta!

Word used by tramps, literally translated into THE queens English as'I Have NO IDEA!'

Da Gaz: Why arn't you on income support?
Tramp: Uh, Flabergushta!

by Da Gaz December 27, 2005