Definitions by DPH Red strange.com

Ground Squirrel 

A hot chick that you don't want to do, because she's so stupid.

"Dude! I was scoping this hot chick at the bar last night but then she spoke and she was a total ground squirrel. Her head was full of walnuts, total waste."

Ground Squirrel by DPH Red strange.com January 24, 2013