29 definitions by DOGMAN_5676

Memu

When a boy reads a book naked.

Thomas: What does memu mean?
Mary: I have no fucking idea!

by DOGMAN_5676 June 12, 2020

Satan

King of Hell.

Satan is better than Jesus. Jesus is a asshole.

by DOGMAN_5676 May 22, 2020

Blanket

The best thing ever!

Zeke: My blanket are the best!
John: Shut the fuck up!
Zeke: You are fucking jealous!
John: I hate you!
Zeke: Get out of my fucking house!
John: I am sorry!
Zeke: I am still fucking pissed at you!

by DOGMAN_5676 June 12, 2020

Prison

Bad people go prison.

That motherfucker is going to prison.

by DOGMAN_5676 May 20, 2020

Yakult

Nonfat Probiotic Drink

Yakult:
Calories: 50
Total Fat: 0g
Sodium: 15mg
Protein: 1g
Total sugars: 10g
Ingredients: Water, sugar, nonfat milk, and glucose

by DOGMAN_5676 May 26, 2020

Carnivore

A meat eating animal.

A lion is a carnivore.

by DOGMAN_5676 May 20, 2020

Adam Sandler

A famous actor.

Adam Sandler is in the movie Grown Ups.

by DOGMAN_5676 May 19, 2020