1 definition by DJ strumbles
An Arab guy who has not yet adjusted to Western society. Can usually be found shivering and wearing sweaters in 70 degree weather, cutting his lawn with scissors, and holding books upside-down. Is constantly complaining in broken English about how disrespectful the women are in this country, yet can be found checking out middle school sluts outside of Kosher delis.
His name may or may not actually be Mahmod, but because us uncultured Americans will inevitably be unable to pronounce his name, we just call him "Mahmod". It's ok, he answers, he knows we're talking to him.
His name may or may not actually be Mahmod, but because us uncultured Americans will inevitably be unable to pronounce his name, we just call him "Mahmod". It's ok, he answers, he knows we're talking to him.
Is that Mahmod seriously trying to pay in gold bars? This is a KFC for fucksake...
Airport guy 1: Oh look, a towelhead. Random search, let's go.
Mahmod: I love America! God bless America.
Airport guy 2: Chill man, it's just a Mahmod.
Airport guy 1: Oh look, a towelhead. Random search, let's go.
Mahmod: I love America! God bless America.
Airport guy 2: Chill man, it's just a Mahmod.
by DJ strumbles July 6, 2010