4 definitions by DJ PJ

Mozarella

Basically, this popular cheese rhymes with 'what so ever'.

"I'm having no fun mozarella"
"What?"
"Shut Up"

by DJ PJ March 9, 2008

Jerk Off Shuffle

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open

Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up

by DJ PJ August 10, 2016

#FLF

"Feels like Friday"

How is it only Thursday!? Today totally #flf hence the copious amount of sHoOtTs I'll be taking tonight with my buddies.

by DJ PJ May 16, 2014

Bopportunity

Any chance a person gets to smack some booty.

"Dude, I totally had a huge bopportunity with Brittany last night!"

by DJ PJ November 29, 2014