DJ's definitions

hello

1. A greeting
2. A for of incredulity

1. 'HELLO!!!!!!'
2. 'I satyed at home last night watching movies'
'... HELLO!!?!! You were supposed to come to my party last night!'

by DJ December 11, 2003

vajewna

noun: a vagina that happens to inhabit itself between the legs of a jewish female.

Whoa, that girl had a smelly vajewna!

That kid is such a vajewna!

by DJ December 23, 2003

christmas

Once a definition for a sacred holiday celebrating the birth of baby Jesus. Now a modern slang term for capitalists raping your wallet while you waste all of your money on people you hate.

Once again Christmas has left my wallet and desire for sex with a woman in an elf suit empty.

by DJ December 24, 2003

psuedo-intellectuals

People whom beleive they are extremely intelligent and desire everyone to know it. In actuallity they are generally ignorant and close minded.

Those psuedo-intellectuals have some terrible definitions for slang terms on urbandictionary.com.

The way that art major was carrying on about how I didn't know that peice was post impressionist, you would think they were a psuedo-intellectual.

by DJ December 24, 2003

53

gettin' some all the time

i just got it last night and the night before

by dj January 6, 2004

rasstus

Lawn Ornament in the shape of a small black child wearing a ball cap, holding up a lantern, could be mistaken for a little black jockey holding up a lantern looking for something

Check out the front lawns in your area to see if any of your neighbors "own" one

by DJ January 14, 2004

mayonese

man these

mayonese alota people here

by DJ January 21, 2004