Definitions by D. Williams

percussion calibration 

The process of beating the snot out of a piece of equipment to get it to work properly

I had to perform a minor percussion calibration on that IBM workstation until it cooperated.

percussion calibration by D. Williams September 2, 2005

delvin 

A genius, with the skills to be a great man and a pimp.

Delvin is the smartest man I know, he truly is a genius!

delvin by D. Williams November 19, 2003