The very difficult art of licking a vagina while the owner of the vagina is defecating, yes, at the same time. It is very much more dangerous than the already delicately balanced art of Blumpkin. The art of Blauser should be used with extreme caution.
Named after the Atlanta Braves all-star infielder, Jeff Blauser, for some reason.
I forgot her birthday so to make it up to her I gladly offered her a Blauser.
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