During the 1900s, a group of Chinese men that engaged in the art of removinging their penises, for the hope that they would they would live an unsexual life. In hope that no one would even see their small penises.
When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they grunt in disapproval. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As they are extremely pissed, limping and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass right off.
I am so mad at him right now, I'd love to angry pirate him!