D. Emson's definitions

LAHF

Acronym for Laugh At His/Her Failure. Used depending on the sex of the one whom fails. Used with EMPHASIS and only when the given person TRULY fails miserably.

Person A: fails a trick on his skateboard and ultimately performs a humiliating nutter.
Person B Says to Person C: OMG LAHF!!!
Persons C & B start to laugh hysterically.

by D. Emson April 14, 2008

Captain Obvious

A very lazy super hero that never is out there saving people.

Jake:I fail at life.
Ian: ZOMG, what are you doing HERE Captain Obvious, THE WORLD NEEDS YOU!!!!!!

by D. Emson April 14, 2008