An unidentified substance excreted from the female genetalia after an orgasm. Usually brown in color and blamed on other people. Other forms of the word include poots, pooted, pootage, pooty poots, and pootles.
Person 1: "That was a great orgasm!"
Person 2: "What is that brown poot coming out of you?"
Person 1: "I don't know, it must be from you!"
Person 2: "I think you definitely had some pootage on that."