1 definition by Czarina Tuppence Fe Winter

1. To become so extremely relaxed to the point of ever so slightly resembling a gelatinous being like TheBlob or Flubber. Their pants possibly unbuttoned, lounging happily and content, molding to the furniture in pure relinquishment. Often have snacks, drinks, ect. and favorite form of entertainment at hand. Doesn't answer the door or phone during this period unless it's to improve the bloch experience whilst reveling in blissful peace.

2. Happily relaxed and sprawled out on a piece of furniture

3. Time to just lay sit/lay around and happily ignore world, often with your favorite beings.
"Let's just bloch tonight."

"She was too bloched out when I got there to want to do anything."

"After the great meal and long walk, the dogs and I just bloched out for the rest of the day."
by Czarina Tuppence Fe Winter January 16, 2022
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