Definitions by Cwips

duckdow 

Special type of brightly lit, ultra clear glass encasement for displaying Asian delicacies such as ducks and sings.

Sh@nny's duckdow was destroyed in the office Jihad.

duckdow by Cwips February 12, 2004

dook 

Special type of hook used to suspend ducks and sings from in duckdows.

How many ducks can you suspend from that dook?

Firty Fwee.

dook by Cwips February 12, 2004

snap

The physical act of having a crap. Using your sphincter to cut the cable as it protrudes from your arse, or just letting it break off under it's own weight.

Christ, I need to go snap one before I shit myself.

snap by Cwips February 8, 2004

SNAP TRAP 

A place to 'snap' a turd off in. Aka toilet or shitter.

Which snap trap did you just use?
The one up the back.
Roger said not to use that one to shit in.

SNAP TRAP by Cwips February 5, 2004

snap report 

A report filled out by office staff upon returning from the snap trap. Details physical and sensual characteristics of the excretions.

I just went and snapped one.
Have you filled out a report yet?
It will be on your desk after lunch.

snap report by Cwips February 5, 2004

NOBBO OBBO DOBBO 

What Endorphous says when he gets angry instead of "No I don't"

I've heard that you sometimes use that name.

Nobbo Obbo Dobbo

NOBBO OBBO DOBBO by Cwips February 4, 2004

no mash hen 

Synonym for norman sheun. Also a hen that doesn't like mash.

Is a no mash hen there?

No, can't help you there.

no mash hen by Cwips February 4, 2004