Cwips's definitions

duckdow

Special type of brightly lit, ultra clear glass encasement for displaying Asian delicacies such as ducks and sings.

Sh@nny's duckdow was destroyed in the office Jihad.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

NOBBO OBBO DOBBO

What Endorphous says when he gets angry instead of "No I don't"

I've heard that you sometimes use that name.

Nobbo Obbo Dobbo

by Cwips February 4, 2004

ducks and sings

Crisp, defeathered beasts and associated accompaniments usually seen displayed on dooks in glass duckdows in Asian restaurants.

What do you feel like to eat? I saw some ducks and sings hangin in da windows.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM

Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".

A Steam Dream Beam Cream.
Hi,is Norman there?
He's gone.

by Cwips February 15, 2004

no mash hen

Synonym for norman sheun. Also a hen that doesn't like mash.

Is a no mash hen there?

No, can't help you there.

by Cwips February 4, 2004

durvey

A survey which focuses on the consumption of ducks and sings, detailing preferred selection method, cwispiness and skin colour.

I was wondering if you'd like to take part in a durvey?
A durvey? (laughter in background) Sounds interesting.

by Cwips February 15, 2004

snap report

A report filled out by office staff upon returning from the snap trap. Details physical and sensual characteristics of the excretions.

I just went and snapped one.
Have you filled out a report yet?
It will be on your desk after lunch.

by Cwips February 5, 2004