Cwips's definitions

cracraplucla

A high speed multi functioned duck preparation device invented byendorphous. A live duck is fed into one end, is tormented, plucked, cracked, cooked, laquered and kiln fired, before emerging at the other end on an oval shaped plate with its head cantilevering over the edge and surrounded by assorted sings .

Have you seen the new "Turbo Crack 333" model?
No, I guess we'll see it at the annual Cracrapluckla fair.

by Cwips February 15, 2004

speepch impebdimenpt

A speech impediment signified by the uncontrollable use of additional p's and b's in general conversation. Only 1 person in the world has this condition - a man called Endorphous.

I'm afraid your speech impediment is getting worse sir.
I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!

by Cwips February 18, 2004

NOBBO OBBO DOBBO

What Endorphous says when he gets angry instead of "No I don't"

I've heard that you sometimes use that name.

Nobbo Obbo Dobbo

by Cwips February 4, 2004

no mash hen

Synonym for norman sheun. Also a hen that doesn't like mash.

Is a no mash hen there?

No, can't help you there.

by Cwips February 4, 2004

Endorphous

Norman Sheun. No mash hen. Enorma shen. Endorphous Shen.

I don't think there is any such person as this Endorphous Shen. How do you spell it?

by Cwips February 4, 2004

SNAP TRAP

A place to 'snap' a turd off in. Aka toilet or shitter.

Which snap trap did you just use?
The one up the back.
Roger said not to use that one to shit in.

by Cwips February 5, 2004

snap report

A report filled out by office staff upon returning from the snap trap. Details physical and sensual characteristics of the excretions.

I just went and snapped one.
Have you filled out a report yet?
It will be on your desk after lunch.

by Cwips February 5, 2004