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2 definitions by Curvy Contessa

 
1.
Not just a law office but something you cough up in a hot steamy shower in the morning. After a long night of smoking blunts.
I had to get up early this mornin for a job interview after staying up all night smoking blunts wit the homies and during my hot shower, I was hacken up lot of brown and crouppen if you know what I mean.
by Curvy Contessa December 23, 2010
 
2.
A reference to your man hood or just another name for your penis.
Yo, girl come suck this optimus prime.

Guy: Hey do you like the Transformers?

Girl: Yeah

Guy: Awesome, cause I've got optimus prime in my pants ready to transform just for you.
by Curvy Contessa January 11, 2011