Curtis Matthews's definitions

fauxPod

Short for "faux iPod." Any portable MP3 player that is not an Apple iPod, esp. knockoff models made to look like iPods (with white plastic enclosures, directional-button interface, etc.). Most often used caustically by iPod owners to insult those who do not own iPods.

"Well, look what we have here! Denny's grandma got him a fauxPod for Christmas!"

by Curtis Matthews July 24, 2008