2 definitions by CurbStompinEMOSonTheDaily

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your typical faggy guy at your school that acts like his life is less desirable than anyone else that tells him/her otherwise. these guys/girls fashion sense is just a knockoff of every other punk/goth kid you know. the guys would shop for girls jeans before they started making fag jeans for them to wear so they didn't feel so pussy about shopping in the women's macy's. the girls are attracted to the guys because they're really dykes in the closet who just can't come out until college when they join a sorority. so for the meantime they date dudes that look like them because either way the emo guys have pencil dicks so it's more like rubbing pussies when they fuck. these pathetic souls couldn't find their clique in high school or middle school so they felt a need to make their own faggy clique and act like they're too good for everyone else, ironically how almost every clique in hs is. if you try to fight these social retards it's not even fun since they won't even lift a finger. plus they just want a real reason to bitch about their life and cry about it on their myspace blog. all in all, these kids act like their all unique even though they all wear girl jeans and spend 2 hours doing their hair so it perfectly covers one of their eyes. evidently they all are just a mass produced fagboy/girl that even the nerds at your school don't want to hangout with. it's hard to tell how long this fad/trend will last but only time will tell. it's up to the music labels to get rid of trash artists like fallout boy and chemical romance so these musically handicapped souls can't find any jams to mutilate their bodies to. there is no such thing as a poser emo because every single one of them is a poser yuppy in the first place. this might be why it is so difficult for these people to not take offense to the "emo" label. fuck you lame ass emos take off the fag jeans and get a psychiatrist you whiney pussies.
Ted: so when did xxskylarxx become so emo?
Brian: i dunno i thought he was trying to sleep with one of those dykes but it looks like he hit rock bottom.
Ted: nah i think he's just being a whiney lil bitch cuz his rich daddy didn't buy him a car for his 16th bday.
Brian: well that explains why he dresses like a transvestite. he must be trying to punish his parents by trying to look like a fag
Ted: i think you're right. what a lil emo cockboy. seriously can his dick even breathe in those fag jeans?
by CurbStompinEMOSonTheDaily July 25, 2009

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Jeans made for fags and girls that are extremely tight. If you're a boy and wear these jeans you most certainly have to have a 3 in. or less cock.
Ted: Hey when did you start wearing those skinny jeans?

XXSkylarXX: When i realized i should start showing off my pencil dick.

Ted: Oh yea? hows that workin for ya?

XXSkylarXX: its helped me find reasons to cut myself. come to think of it....
by CurbStompinEMOSonTheDaily July 25, 2009

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