1 definition by Crunchy Oven
Combos is a food for severely obese, and or drug addict. Don't be fooled by the different flavors of combos because in the end, they all taste like horse shit. Side effects of digesting Combos could include the following: Obesety, heart failure, all forms of cancer, abnormal growths on your ass, intense multiple personalities, the effect of feeling your on LSD everytime you eat them. Parents should be warned that feeding this devilish snack to your children could cause mutations in their genes and cause them to be interested in the same sex. in rare cases, subjects have been mutated into hermaphrodites. Less common side effects include uncontrolled hair growths on their pubical area, high intrest in porn, mastrubation at least 7 times a day, and/or pedophilism. Please note that eating this snack that is claimed to be "made with real cheese" could cause you to commit suicide. One or more of these side effects are common with anyone who eats them. be warned.
by Crunchy Oven October 18, 2009