3 definitions by Crunchy Dark
the act of smearing shit on the bottoms of your feet and then letting it dry. allowing you to walk on hot surfaces more easily.
John: you will never believe what i saw during my trip to Iran.
Mark: what did you see?
John: this guy didn't have any shoes so i saw him give himself some Arabic Sandals so the hot sand didn't burn his feet
Mark: what did you see?
John: this guy didn't have any shoes so i saw him give himself some Arabic Sandals so the hot sand didn't burn his feet
by Crunchy Dark April 27, 2014
the act of using barbecue sauce as a lubricant on a mans penis when engaging in sexual penetration to get a pleasurable tingling feeling on the penis and in the partners vagina and or rectum.
Jill and Marty's sex life was getting stale. so now he gives her a barbecue pole every night to enhance their sex.
by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014
Jerry got bored with his wife's tasteless vagina, so he gave her a barbecue muffin to spice things up.
by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014