2 definitions by Crotch Cricket

Achielles Anus

a popular phrase to describe an individual with the inability to defecate under extreme circumstances or under severe stress

Henry Achielles Anus keeps him from using port-a-potty's at sporting events, concerts or when pyrotechnics are going off.

by Crotch Cricket April 28, 2009

U.A.F

Ugly As Fuck, someone so hideous that even their presence provokes nausea.

"I’m sick of the PC bullshit we see all over the news shows these days. When you first saw this story all of the beautiful anchors would say the same thing: “This woman, Susan Boyle, a person you might not expect, just blew everyone’s minds with her rendition of blah blah blah.” Let’s look at the phrase in question here. “A person you might not expect.” Short for U.A.F.

Ugly. As. Fuck."

Dallas Coyle, The Hard R, www.metalsucks.net,quoted April 27th, 2009.

by Crotch Cricket April 28, 2009