The gayest hockey player ever. Loves cock, nuff said.
Is adored by gay men and fat women, mostly in Canada. People in the US have more sence than to idolize sperm guzzling, sphincter licking, hockey players like this. Even people in Pittsburgh hate this shitsack.
"Look at the way Sidney Crosby is skating tonight. Can barely stand up. I'm guessing his ass was jammed by a few hung men before tonights game. What a true Canadian he is".