2 definitions by Crockett Vinson

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Twilight is probably one of the easiest books to read. It is written in a language so simple with a plot so dull that a third grader from Mexico can comprehend it.

Basically a vampire foodfight, it is a novel that seems to be aimed at fifth or sixth graders.

This book was then made into a PG-13 movie that was as enjoyable as lacerating your own eyeballs with a sharpened piece of rusted tin.
"The book was the best book in the world, everyone should buy it"
-typical teenage highschool girl

"I saw twilight and felt out of place, the movie theater was full of thirteen year olds. There could've been younger audiences but it was PG-13."
by Crockett Vinson December 22, 2008

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pronounced {bOOy-sEEt} the tagolog (philipino word) meaning bullshit, directly taken from typical american slang "bullshit"

since the "sh" sound doesn't exist in the philipino language, it becomes simplified into an "s"

since tagalog is a language that came down from spanish, the "ll" is pronounced like an "i".
"kasta'asta'asang kagalanggalangan katipunan. puede na ba?"
"hindi"
"ahlah"
"bullsit"
by Crockett Vinson May 17, 2007

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