12 definitions by Crazy Eddie

paul mccartney

Paul Mccartney, if you were real beatles fans, you would know played the bass. He always played turned around because he was learning it when the beatles first started. he did not play it upside down.

Paul McCartney bitch slapped who ever said he was a guitar player.

by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005

crap addict

someone who is addicted to taking large craps and smelling them for endless hours.

Anal bandit cleaveland steamer
Pulling a Cyrus

Man Bobby Joe is such a crap addict

by Crazy Eddie April 21, 2005

googleplex

i can write googleplex chick it
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1 with 100 zeros!

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here is 3 googleplex
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by Crazy Eddie April 22, 2005

Fartjitsu

A ninja way of fighting with deadly farts. People trained in this style are most deadly of all ninjas. They are silent. Most of the time.

Man i learned some fartjitsu, now i can whoop some tail!

by Crazy Eddie April 26, 2005

Fecal Fondler

One who fondles fecal matter.

(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.

see Fecal

Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler

by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

Chronic Ass Rapings

being raped in the ass many times over and over and being addicted to it

man that guy is a chronic ass raper

by Crazy Eddie April 22, 2005

Schnackums

a really annoying way to say snack!

man i need 35 cents more to buy some schnackums

by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005